and I'M the bad guy

I get it. Tim Tebow luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvs himself some Jesus. I get that he can be a good football player. I get that he luvs to tell everyone how much he luvs him the Lord -and isn't that brave? (actually, no, it's not. it's just cliche pandering and self-aggrandizement.) But holy shit, Rich Eisen! And everyone else! Do I have to come over there and slap Tebow's dick out of your mouth?!